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Sarasota, Florida Market Update

September 27, 2007

As the summer winds down, we continue to see some weakness in the Sarasota real estate market as well as other markets around the country. August and September is typically a slow time of year so I don’t expect to see any dramatic changes in sa...

The enigma of no tits at the Ritz

September 26, 2007


The Mermaids Return now swims with ambient music of indie film composer Conrad Praetzel. Suggestions for music poured in, but we heard the dolphin chatter and hints of gamelon in the deep blue and knew we were home.
Florida, surprisingly, aims to subvert decadent public displays by mermaids. (Guess they're easier to control than those pesky voting machines.) I have been told by a representative of the state arts commission that there is a no nipple law, that this series of magical mythical creatures are considered (deleteriously) to be nudes. I refuse to add the accoutrement of clamshell bras (ouch) or strategically placed locks (read that however you want), as suggested by an apologetic buyer for the Ritz Carlton, which has a "no breasts" rule. There we stood in the spa, where most, if not all, of the clientele either had breasts or had obviuosly purchased a pair (ahem, God doesn't start them at the throat) and the buyer said to me in the hushed voice of someone sharing secret wisdom, "You know, most of our clientele is from the midwest."
Just when you think you know about your own country, like thinking your vote counts or that your government representatives actually represent you, there's a moment of enlightenment. "Oh, I grew up in New England, I didn't know that midwesterens don't have breasts!" I blurted out. No wonder the current series is called Enigmatic Paradise.

Sarasota Waterfront Home For Sale

September 19, 2007

Take a look at this great waterfront home in Sarasota for sale. This Mediterranean inspired "Architectural Masterpiece" built by West Water Development has been appointed with every detail - Golden Travertine floors, Black Quartz Pool, ...

9 Reasons Why People Buy a Second Home in Sarasota, Florida

September 17, 2007

Are you considering a second home purchase? Take a look at what Sarasota, Florida can offer you. Here are 9 reasons why people purchase a winter or 2nd residence in Sarasota. White sandy beaches. Visitors and residents love the area beaches. T...

Efest as a Non-Profit

September 17, 2007




Efest Florida recently received it's 501c3, and is officially a not for profit organization dedicated to environmental awareness and education. Through government and sponsor support, Efest continues to remain a free event open to the public.

Great Testimonial

September 13, 2007

I received this great testimonial from a client I just worked with.  You can read it below. Thank you Ira and Josie. Dear Mr. Roffers and Ms. Burke-Phillips,  On August 17, 2007, we purchased a home in Longboat Key through SKY Sotheby's I...

Tuscana Home Under Contract

September 10, 2007

I told you this home in Tuscana was nice. I made a post a few weeks ago about a lovely home in the Tuscana subdivision - post. I showed the home to a potential buyer who liked it and was considering an offer. Unfortunately for him someone else c...

Out of the Lion’s mouth

September 8, 2007


Even though I drew this, there are days when I can't tell if she's being swallowed, pushing herself out of the lion's mouth, or if it's all just an act.
In Balinese myth, a big moon faced ogre swallows the moon goddess each month until she's a sliver of light and hope, but he never succeeds entirely, because he only has a head. She always emerges, serene and beautiful, with a knowing little smile. It's something to aspire to--outwitting the ogres, knowing where the lions are-- don't you think?
Musical confluence--Wondering Where the Lions Are by brilliant Bruce Cockburn

The Mermaids Return by Beth Surdut

September 3, 2007

Paintings by Beth Surdut/Music by Conrad Praetzel/compiled by Chalchuhuitl Productions
The Story of The Mermaid's Return
After seven years spent more on land than in the ocean, the mermaid’s scales had disappeared. Not only that, she thought miserably, staring at the feet at the end of her long legs, her tail was gone. The iridescent flash of turquoise and pale pink with emerald highlights had been replaced by human flesh tones.
The transformation was seemingly complete, but whenever she caught the scent of salt water coming off the marshes, her feet tingled and she would put them together and push downward with a quick hard motion, just as if she still had her tail to power her through the water.
As an artist she was adept at transforming stark white silk into jewel-toned paintings where viewers immersed themselves. Now she realized what she should do with that magical process. She picked up her brush, opened her mind and her bottles of dyes, and began to paint.
In the coldest of winters, where she watched her breath freeze and shatter, the mermaid drew upon her memory of her family of ocean creatures. She promised herself she would paint a magical dozen mermaids, one for every month of the year.
Exuberant adolescents were the first to appear, followed by wise seers and princesses. All emerged with watchful eyes in their tails. Most traveled with sea creatures—starfish, shells, seahorses and parrotfish. The first red-haired one came forward boldly in an emerald sea, palms flowing with sensual power. Next came the painter’s strong-willed Spirit Kin with starfish in her luminous hair.
And that is how the portraits began.

Come meet the mermaids who originally took shape on luminous silk before morphing into the finest of limited edition pigment prints on paper.

Gator Girl and the Prehistorics

September 3, 2007


"Don't be scared," said the guide as the alligator lunged towards my kayak, the huge prehistoric head right next to my hip. "I'm not scared," I said quietly, "I'm petrified," I whispered as the gator swam past us, gliding parallel to my little tub toy of a boat. The waters of the Myakka river, rightly designated wild and scenic, are a feast for gators and birds--I just didn't want to be the main course.
"Whew," said the guide, "I'm sure glad he didn't get scared and try to climb over our boats."
The next day at an orchid sale, I heard someone loudly calling, "Hey Gator Girl!" It was one of my newly met paddling buddies. My behavior on the river--shock masquerading as aplomb--earned me a new moniker.
That was my first time on the river. I came back to the studio to paint this piece Myakka: the subtlety of Gators. Most of the time, in the dark reflective waters, you can't see who's swimming under or beside you. Eyes head and nose dot the surface and often sink like submarines as we approach.
Myakka, unlike other aspects of Florida, never disappoints, always enchants. Herons abound--Great Blues, Whites, Tri-colored (my favorite), Green and more; heavy bodied woodstorks whose wings whoosh loudly as they loft, goofy and gorgeous roseate spoonbills, bold ospreys, and so many more birds.
I no longer go with a guide, most often with one boon paddling companion in a canoe--I admit that I like the higher sides, especially when a gator decides we're too close and lunges up out of the water, mouth agape. A rare occurrence, especially if its not mating season when the big boys bellow "Stella" in their own version of Streetcar Named Desire.
There have been days where I've seen the spectrum of life-- big eyed baby gators with striped tails and once, a 12 foot gator corpse being feasted upon by vultures who usually amuse with their hopping, dum-de-dump, de-dum-de dum gait.
Recently I counted 14 gator heads in the water around me, and stopped counting when I got to 48 vultures in the trees and on shore with no carrion in sight or scent. I just kept moving, in case they mistook me for dessert.
This piece is sold, and in a private collection of someone who lives in the northeast and has never been on the river.
See more from this series at http://www.bethsurdut.com/harmonics.htm

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